The Obligatory OOC Page

So, after years and years of resisting the need to put up an "OOC Do's and Don'ts" page, I've finally decided its time to make one. I figure maybe, just maybe, it'll get some of the weirdos that find me to stop asking their stupid questions. So here goes:

• The Basics
• Mun is a female of legal age, straight, and not looking, so BUGGER OFF if thats your intent.
• Monika, the charrie, is also a female of legal age, mostly straight, and always looking ^_~
• For those that might not understand what "mostly straight" means, let me put it to you this way: Monika works on the 20:1 rule. For every 20 males that she sleeps with, theres always that random 1 female that catches her eye. No, this isn't an exact number, but its close enough.
• Monika is a very versatile charrie; she can be played in any setting and time period. If you have a nifty but off-the-wall idea, don't be afraid to tell me. Chances are I'd love to do it.
• Moni can be domme or sub. I prefer alittle mix of both, but I'll consider playing her otherwise if you're really nice.
• I can and often do play other charries. If you want me to play someone else, ask, we can probably work something out.
• Moni's got a bit of a thing for demons and the like. Not to say she won't do a human, but it is her preference.
• An RP Profile is unfortunately a must. If you're on AIM, then email your profile to me.
• I like mature RP. That doesn't mean sex {although thats usually the way it ends up}, just mature. No DragonBall Z, no omnipotent beings, you get the idea.
• I much prefer IMs to chatrooms, but occassionally I'll make an exception.
• Unless I say I'm going to start, you will. Thats just the way it is =P

You following? Good. I like intelligent people. Now on to the more important part:

• The Rules
• There will be absolutely NO
• Rape {there is a difference between non-consensual sex and rape}
• Snuff or killing of my charrie
• Scat/Golden showers {ew, just... ew}
• Sex with minors {Monika's a big girl, and only likes big boys to play with}
• Seriously and/or permanently hurting my charrie {pain=good, scarring=bad}
• Enslaving without my consent
• I reserve the right to ignore you if I choose. I don't consider myself "elitist" by any means, but if I don't like your RP, or you break one of the above NO's, I'm not going to play.
• pleasePleasePLEASE use correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. I'm usually pretty lenient about this, since I can mess up too, but if I see "R U Redy" I'm going to ignore you.
• I really don't care about the length of posts, mainly because my own can be erratic at times. As long as its substantial and has a point {i.e no filling space with unncessary descriptions}, I'm fine.

And thats it! See, I'm not some kind of RP Nazi. Most of my guidelines are simple common sense. As long as your not an idiot or an ass, I'm sure we'll get along just fine.